MONSOON WEDDING

I got a few requests to write about CWG. (YA! people are already asking me to write about a topic) I was wondering what I should write about it that’s not been already spoken. I have also posted 2ice on FB:

BRAVO KALMADI SIR!! No one realises that you are a true genius!! He has single handedly made sure no other country participates in CWG, making sure that INDIA gets all the medals!!

Latest CWG BREAKING NEWS -- "100 stray Dogs driven out of Games village” (but Kalmadi allowed to stay on)

Then today when I was in my inspirational room (the loo {place where many great people have found wisdom}), I suddenly was enlightened. Today I deciphered the CODE (I almost felt like Robert Langdon of Da Vinci Code) that SRI SRI SRI SRI MS GILL had prophesized by comparing the CWG to Monsoon Wedding.

The CWG is going exactly like our weddings in India. Let me explain:

CWG is the marriage party. Kalmadi is the Dalal who has bought the rista.

Dulhan is our Indian Athletes and Dulha is the Foreign Athletes.

Unfortunately, Dulhan anaath hai (which is so true, our sports are the neglected child of the country and it also true bin baap ki beti ki shaadi mein kitna problem hota hai)

Yahan dulhan anaath hai yahan dulhe ke kai baap hai. (Which happens in foreign, Mike Hooper, Mike Fennell etc etc)

Shaadi gaon (India) ki izzat ka sawal hai, so is financed by the gaon wale (Indian Tax payers money) via the khazanchi Pranab babuji.

Anaath dulhan ki shaadi ki jimmevari was given to Dalal uncle Kalmadi, Sauteli chachi Sheila Dixit, Door ke Mamaji Lalit Bhanot amongst others. (Dalal ko jimmevari do ge to woh to paisa banayega na ? {Ref- to earlier corruption charges})
Where is MS Gill? He is the holy pandit jo ki mantra padhega.

So now aage ki story:

Ab hota hai Begane ke shaadi mein abdulla dewana. (This is media which is flaring up any and every story {can be good or bad, don’t know})

Ek din Gaon mein hulchul sun kar, the last hour mein Sarpanch, Dr Manmohan Singh wakes up from hibernation and phatkaos the dalals, the chachis, the mamajis.

The mandap is being fixed till last second and a bamboo falls. (Ref- foot bridge collapse)

Mandap ka news dekh kar the dulha ke anek baap, Shaadi se pehle rooth jate hain aur rista cancel karne ki baat karte hain. Sarpanch ji unse milte hai. (behind closed doors sarpanch ji pagri ladke ke baap ke charno mein rakh kar izzat bachate hain aur  dahej ki rakam badhane ki baat karte hain)

Dulha ke anek baap ek bar ke liye maan jate hain. Lekin kuch barati naraz rehte hain.

Phir drame mein twist, barati ke ristedaron ko ego problem hone lagti hai. Unke door ke ristedar, African countries (jo ki khud bhookhe nange hain, unke bhi par nikal atte  hain) start cribbing about conditions.     

You think it’s over? Drama abhi baki hai, ek din dulhan, Sania Nehwal, bolti hai ki shaadi nahi karni but turant usse daanta jata hai aur woh haan kar deti hain( Ref Sania said CWG will be disaster and soon retracted)

In sab drame ke beech Dulhan ka bhai ko gussa ata hai aur woh bistar se gir jata hai ( Akhil kumar)

Indra log se Syayam Nag devta Shadi mein upasthit hote hain magar Videsi barati ko samajh nahi atta aur woh halla karte hain.

Itna masala hota hai lekin .... Picture abhi baki hai mere dost. I will update you on events of the marriage as and when it happens. Let me conclude with a famous Sher.

Ibtada-E- SHADDI hai rota hai kya,

Aage aage dekhiye hota hai kya

Peace
Rajat