WEEKEND DILEMMA

As I sit and think what to do this weekend I am already running short of ideas. The single most grand weekend event of our Beloved City of Rosogullas, has failed me - Movies. I have already seen –

Wall Street 2 (which I found had too many plots and sub plots and could do with some editing. Movie was solely being carried only on the shoulders of the performances of its actors specially the master, Gordon Gekko. Its definitely worth a watch)

May be I repeat Dabaang (posting my review from FB --- Bang Bang all the way!!! typical bollywood masala movie has all the necessary masala ingredients!!! Action ka tashan {copied from a few English movies but executed in desi istyle}, Sallu bhai ka nautanki {like never before}, Childhood to grown up story {have not seen that for so long}, Ma ka ashirwad {Aisa Ashirwad ki Shewag ki Ma also could not provide}, Baap ka Gussa {with cliché like ‘mera beta mere liye mar gaya’}, Ma ki Maut ka badla {without the cliché ‘ Ma jab tak teri maut ka badla nahi leta, main ek ghoot pani…’}, Heroine ka Latka Jhatka {Sonakshi Sinha has done a good job}, Desi dialogues ka tarka {‘haramjade se yaad aya, pandeyji aapke pujniye pitaji kaise hai’ kaihn aur suna hai aisa dialogue huh?}, Indian Politics ka angle {UP Politics ka sach}, and Cherry on the top Munni ki Badnami {aisi badnaami jaisi kabhi huwi hi nahi}. The only thing missing from the formula was the “the famous Hindi Movie Rape Scene”

Last option is “Cop out” but IMDB has given it rating of 5.7 and other reviews are also not very encouraging. So might skip that. I guess I will plan out what movie to watch next week and in what order, which can be bigger Dilemma. Next week has 3 must match Releases:

Anjana Anjani became anajana to the cinema halls this week because of Avodhya verdict. The verdict also got postponed thanks to another anjana, Mr Tripathi. If the verdict is further postponed to Friday, what will the producers do? I guess they will release the movie else pirated version will be out by then. The trailors look good and bollywood is waiting for a good love story after disasters like I hate Luv stories and Aisha. Hope Siddarth Anand delivers a fresh story. Will I see this movie on Friday or …..

Robot is a movie I am dying to watch. Rajni uncle, sorry really very sorry to all the hardcore Rajni fans that I called the legend Uncle. Rajni dada, Ok ! Ok !! I take that back too, he is not old to be dada. Rajni BETA ka film hai. (I guess in reel life the curious case of Benjamin Button applies to this guy and this guy only.) This movie is going to make all other fantasy movies look like an Amoebae in front of Goliath. He can fire bullet from finger or run diagonally on a running train or what ever he feels like coz he has the license to do all non-sense, as he is a robot. Have you guys heard the songs?

Kilimanjaro ladki parvat thi yaaro Isska roop nihaaro yaaro yaaro
Mohenjo daro issko dil mein utaaro Jungle jungle pukaro yaaro yaaro

It’s just the mukhra. Please do listen to this song. AR Rehman a music ka M.B.A. kaise kiya jata hai you will know.

Last movie is Khichadi. It is probably movie with least expectation. This one is like you get exactly what you expect. Hansa and Prafull should tickle your senses and produce a smile. I will reserve this movie for may be weekday slot.

Good that I have started this blog so I have some thing to do, but what about you? You are reading this blog, really? Nothing else to do? I guess you all are facing the same Weekend Dilemma.

Peace

Rajat